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one friend:yar agar duniya main pani na hota to kaya hota.
2nd friend:phir ham lagon ko milawat say pak milk milta.

ek dafa ek sher mere saamne agaya uss ne meri taraf deekha main ne uss ki taraf dekha.uss ki ankhoon main khoon tha meri main ghosa.ussne apne panjhe upper karliye main apne haath.ussne meri taraf chalang lagayi main ne tv band kardi

ANS: IN THE MAN CRICKET THERE IS SHORT LEG B/W 2 LONG LEGS.
AND IN WOMEN CRICKET THERE IS A GALLI B/W 2 LONG LEGS.AH AH AH AH AH

dil to kia hum to roohh main bhi utar jaty
tum nay chaha hi chahny waloon ke tarah

jam chalny lagy dil machalny lagy chahry chahry py rang-e-gulab aa gia
baat kuch bhi na thee baat itni si thee aj mehfal main woh bynaqab aa gia

pehna chuky kafan to woh aye banaqab
bybarda ho gay humhain pardy main daikh kar

us say kehna keh palat aye ab to
judai dard bandi ja rehi hy

muskaraty hum bhi tari tarah
kash keh ahsas mar gia hota

aik aurat rickshaw main safar kar rahi hoti hay.us kay paas ik baalti main doodh hota hay.aage sadak kharab hoti hay...rickshaw jump karta hay to aurat kehti hay....bhai rickshaw slow chalao.....mera doodh gir raha hay.....rickshaw wala kehta hay kyoon aap ne bra nahin pehni....!!

aik aurat apne appartment ki khidki main khadi hoti hay.....neechay road per ik teil baichnay wala guzar raha hota hay.....kehta hay teil le lo ..teil le lo...aurat teil purchase karne ke liye aawaz deti hai...teil waalay zara rukna...teil waala chalta rehta hay...aurat ko bada ghussa aata hay.......woh zor se aawaz deti hay...teil waalay ruktay kyoon nahin.....teil wala chalte chalte jawab deta hay......bibi teil waala kabhi nahin rukta...!!

a man was walking in a park when he was suddenly attacked by a criminal. he fought bravely for along time. the criminal finally grabbed the man-s purse ther was no money in it.
""tell me.""said the criminal.""why did you fight so hard if you had no money in your purse?""
"" i thought you were after the money in my shoe,""said teh man.

one day one person going for buy some meal . he doesn't know cooking.so one person give some list to cooking meat.so he loss his meal . one man tell him your meal know lost. he tell him that he have the list of cooking